Scary Demotivational Poster
JIO IS RIGHT - Never forget that.
OH HELL NO SPIDER -
EXCUSE ME? - You wanna take this outside?
SPIDERS - The common ground between grown men and little girls.
WHY - Spiders will never be called "Cute."
WHAT A DEMON CLOWN'S DOWNTIME LOOKS LIKE -
ONCE YOU SEE IT - You'll shit bricks.
SCARY MOOSE - Scary moose, scary moose! Will you do the fandango?
#1 and 2 -
MR MEATYTEETH - It Was Then the childrens party changed
DEAR SANTA - I better get what I want for xmas this year, or prancer and dancer are next. Make it [email protected]#$!^% happen!
TILL DEATH DO US PART -
PMS - Men...you thought that was scary? This is MENOPAUSE!
DEMON RAT - Will eat your soul
FUN & GAMES - Yeah until your HUNG-OVER, speeding to work, and catch this tool in your REAR-VIEW mirror. I never screamed so loud in my life.
DO YOU LIKE CLOWNS ??? -
THE MAZE - I Shit Bricks!
OH SHIT - we're screwed
OH MY GOD! - They're escaping! I need a net and eye bleach! NOW!
PUBLIC BATHROOMS - Your Fear Of Them Just Increased 1,000%
HAIRLESS CHEWBACCA - Lost his win fur, now he has fail skin.
BAD TAN - Oh Yeah, You Know The Ladies Love It
I AM SERIOUS NOW -
EASTER - It has been a very traumatic holiday ever since my childhood ...
CAULROPHOBIA - If this picture looks familiar You have it
DEMON MONKEY - will freak the shit out of you
SUBLIMINAL FOREST -
RIDICULOUS MAKE UP TEST -
'CAUSE THIS IS - THRILLER! THRILLER NIGHT!
HIKING - I wouldn't call it recreational
THE CHEESE WIZ - A powerful sorcerer, his special brand of milk-based magic strikes fear into the hearts or many, especially those lactose intolerant bigots.
NATURE FAIL - Damn Nature You Scary!
I WOULD HAVE JUST POSTED THE PICTURE ITSELF... - But that would require me to look at it for an extended period of time...
WTF? - It a god damn spider
KILLERJO - scaring people since 2009. 01. 27.
PHOTOSHOP - When you see it, you'll shit bricks.
CAN'T SWIM - CLOWN WILL EAT ME
NATURAL DISASTERS - God's way of showing man how screwed you are without Him.
WOMEN BODY BUILDERS - When they have PMS, not only are they ugly but very scary too.
Today's Sesame Street is brought to you by the letters -
PUCKER FACTOR - On a scale of 1 to 10, this is an 11.
ANACONDAS - Come on in!! Theres always room!
NARWHAL ATTACK!!!!!!!!! - We're F*cked
PARENTING - you're doing it wrong
CREAPY CULOS -
PERSONAL AD - "Athletic" female looking for strong man with a high tolerance of pain. I've split the last three in half at the "O" moment.
FRIENDSHIP - IS OVER WHEN YOUR FRIENDS DOG BENDS YOU OVER THE TABLE
HE SPOKE NOT A WORD -
thinking about me? -
HELLDOG - enjoy your sleep
SCARY CARRIE -
don't worry in your good hands -
I SAW IT - I DIDN'T SHIT BRICKS... I SHIT A WHOLE BUILDING!!!
UPMPIRES - DARTH VADER OF BASEBALL
TRY ME BITCH - i is da terror
Born Evil -
First Impressions -
Scary movie fanatics -
WHEN I DIE IN MY DREAMS - That's not what scares me. It's the fact that I'm always alone.
TOY STORY CHRONICLES - EVERY TIME you leave their sight! EVERY TIME....
HINDSIGHT - 10 years from now, when you wake up in the middle of the night to junior here with a shotgun against your temple... you'll wish you let him go as Pokemon like he wanted
Hugging from behind -
GETTING THE F*CK OUT - The best thing to do when you're under the impression your scarecrow may be watching you.
BIZZARE BUG -
Get out of the shower and see what's new on -
FEELING OBSERVED? - Maybe your fly is open.
DEEP WELLS - 'cuz scary little girls need their own place too
IT'S AN ALEIN - NO ITS JUST BRITNEY SPEARS
WHERE'S DADDY -
GOOD STORY TELLIN -
CHOMPERS VAN IS WAITING -
JUST FOR HER! - That little devil worshiping witch in your family
FAKED SMILES -
WALMART - Get your shit and get out
THE SCARY CLOWNS OF MOTIFAKE - AMSOME JOKERS -
PRETTY IN PINK? -
WOMEN'S CURLING -
CUBBYBEAR - Even he is scared of THESE Asian chicks.
OEHW - fancy meeting you here.
COURAGE THE COWARDLY DOG - Because toons can be shit scary!
ELTON & LADY GAGA - The scariest combination since Freddie & Jason.
WRONG - NO NO it's foot in mouth not hands in mouth
On life’s journey -
Coincidence I Think Not -
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